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Do not pass go…

But it damn sure is Kool-Aid they’re all drinking.

Don’t hold your breath. It was said the brake booster recall fixed the throttle hesitation as well… which it didn’t.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. If someone’s dumb enough to fall for this shit they deserve it.

Elon before the important meetings…

Except for all the corners he left on it that will cut you.

Originally I said this recall was pointless but maybe not. They seem to be in no hurry to fix the throttle hesitation issue. So might as well make sure the people who get T-boned because of it are in fact able to make an emergency call afterwards.

All these hood vents…

Sad part is Apple and Samsung could be flip flopped constantly in that photo. And Nokia could cycle through itself, Motorola, and Google. ?

If you’ve got an OBD adapter and BimmerLink check for any codes. If they’re relating to low voltage then it’s the battery for certain.

Here in the states not only are they paying extra but they’re also bragging about it on the internet.

Sounds like the battery.

However, I don’t think there’s a law preventing you from giving their door handle the ol’ hawk tuah, if you feel so inclined.

More appropriate popcorn gif:

I guess the answer is always use launch control everywhere, every time. Easy peasy.

Interestingly my first thought was changing to a 1 stop caused there to be less rubber left on the tires compared to a 2 stop strategy but dismissed it thinking it couldn't have made that much of a difference.

So, with Russell, are the cars weighed with or without tires? Interestingly, they turned back up the pit lane instead of a parade lap. So no one had the opportunity to collect any marbles on their tires.

He IS a dipstick.

Well since technically none of them are actually an A90 I guess if you found a true A90 then yes, it is very rare.

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