I think dude might have been arrested carrying a large quantity of e to a rave. Not sure. It would explain his lack of an update and absence...
(of course this is a joke as I have don't know him like that)
Sorry to hear that. I am Tuweaks, the new hire to replace the new hire that ghosted you. I will investigate your claim and get back with you. In two weeks.
edit: just trolling you. My bad. I was jk.