This is similar to people saying a car is a girl/chick car. How exactly do we come to this conclusion?
When I had a 500 Abarth someone once said, “Cool. Do they make them for men?” Yeah, your rusted out Town Car jalopy makes you a man since you can carry a lawn chair and a case of beer in the...
If you’re certain all connections are good and no chance of an issue there then I would think it’s a sensor. May be worth just popping off the airbag and double checking the connectors before moving to the bumper.
I’m giving this phenomenon a name… The Boomer Blob. So many threads anymore get slowly and irreversibly taken over by it. It’s indescribable… indestructible. Nothing can stop it.
So… they had some leftover matte clear coat from the Phantom and Burnout paints and red mirror caps from the Launch Editions and thought, “We might as well use these up. Maybe if we throw some Etsy GR stickers on the side they’ll never notice.”