Post 6/2020 ECU unlocked in US

[swift.mk5]

When are mods going to lock this thread? Seeing the title at the top of recent posts every time I log in is getting old, and I'm all out of copium.

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[zrk]

JUST ONE MORE WEEK BOYS!!!!!!!!!

Just heard on local Chicago radio, it's actually two weeks from tomorrow.

 

[LinkMK5]

JUST ONE MORE WEEK BOYS!!!!!!!!!

Supra tuning is apparently run by the Tifosi. Every year, next year will be the year Ferrari unlocks the Bosch ECU.

 

[dethred]

This isn't helpful. Femto's full unlock requires a clone. If you still need a clone with it being stateside you're still fucked.

Uh not really, just find a B58 vehicle and crash into it with a beater, then offer to buy the DME for $500 as they're coming to their senses and climbing out of the car.

 

[zrk]

Uh not really, just find a B58 vehicle and crash into it with a beater, then offer to buy the DME for $500 as they're coming to their senses and climbing out of the car.

You've proven yourself smarter than me. This is the way.

 

[FuzzyRev]

I am 100% literally dizzy after combing through the last five pages. Christ on a bike!

 

[LinkMK5]

Summary, 90% chance these people are full of crap, 5% chance they're being honest but just don't know what they're talking about, 4% chance that they have basically committed a crime and have trade secrets that will get you sent to PMITA prison in places named the United States, 1% chance they've figured out the mathematical holy grail and Next Week™ there will be an actual real deal unlock that you can use for less than FEMTO, and 100% chance of memes, nonsense and sarcasm.

 

[_Sp1ral0ut]

Summary, 90% chance these people are full of crap, 5% chance they're being honest but just don't know what they're talking about, 4% chance that they have basically committed a crime and have trade secrets that will get you sent to PMITA prison in places named the United States, 1% chance they've figured out the mathematical holy grail and Next Week™ there will be an actual real deal unlock that you can use for less than FEMTO, and 100% chance of memes, nonsense and sarcasm.

Not going to lie....that summary is pretty spot on. Nice job.

 

[LinkMK5]

Not going to lie....that summary is pretty spot on. Nice job.

My super hero power is effective summarization.

 

[FuzzyRev]

Uh not really, just find a B58 vehicle and crash into it with a beater, then offer to buy the DME for $500 as they're coming to their senses and climbing out of the car.

 

[Olser]

DME unlock vs NASA SLS launch who wants to place bets?

 

[Mason]

What’s wrong with the partial unlock? Surely not everyone here is really wanting to port inject..

 

[Coqui]

What’s wrong with the partial unlock? Surely not everyone here is really wanting to port inject..

That’s all I want for my ‘22…enough to be able to tune it with full bolt ons and flex capability with BM3. Eventually turbo upgrade

 

[Mason]

That’s all I want for my ‘22…enough to be able to tune it with full bolt ons and flex capability with BM3. Eventually turbo upgrade

I don’t think flex is possible without the clone. Maybe that’s what’s holding everyone up..

Could always run a blend tune and be strict with it. Even could do separate maps based on blend I believe

 

[Coqui]

I don’t think flex is possible without the clone. Maybe that’s what’s holding everyone up..

Could always run a blend tune and be strict with it. Even could do separate maps based on blend I believe

Thought all bm3 capabilities were available with partial? Maybe @zrk can confirm

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