The official ask zrk anything thread

[zrk]

Your name isn't zrk and this thread isn't called "the official ask anyone anything thread".

Looks like I just got an overcompensated apprentice

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[_Sp1ral0ut]

@zrk turkey or ham for Thanksgiving?

 

[Vertex]

@zrk turkey or ham for Thanksgiving?

Why not both?

 

[_Sp1ral0ut]

Why not both?

Both is usually done in our house but IF you had to choose just one...

 

[zrk]

What the fuck did you just say about turkey, you basic cook? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Le Cordon Bleu, and I've been involved in numerous secret supper clubs, and I have prepared over 300 confirmed holiday feasts. I am trained in classical French cuisine and I'm the top roaster in the entire US culinary forces. You are nothing to me but just another amateur. I will wipe your dry-ass bird off the face of this Earth with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in any kitchen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with serving that flavorless protein to your guests? Think again, poultry peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chefs across the USA and your basting technique is being critiqued right now so you better prepare for the feast, maggot. The feast that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call turkey. Your bird is dead, kid. Ham can be served hot or cold, in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with basic glazes. Not only am I extensively trained in pork preparation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the International Charcuterie Corps and I will use it to its full extent to prove ham's superiority over your miserable fowl. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "traditional" little bird was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fork. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn turkey apologist. I will braise fury all over you and you will drown in au jus. Your turkey is fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[FuzzyRev]

What the fuck did you just say about turkey, you basic cook? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Le Cordon Bleu, and I've been involved in numerous secret supper clubs, and I have prepared over 300 confirmed holiday feasts. I am trained in classical French cuisine and I'm the top roaster in the entire US culinary forces. You are nothing to me but just another amateur. I will wipe your dry-ass bird off the face of this Earth with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in any kitchen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with serving that flavorless protein to your guests? Think again, poultry peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chefs across the USA and your basting technique is being critiqued right now so you better prepare for the feast, maggot. The feast that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call turkey. Your bird is dead, kid. Ham can be served hot or cold, in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with basic glazes. Not only am I extensively trained in pork preparation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the International Charcuterie Corps and I will use it to its full extent to prove ham's superiority over your miserable fowl. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "traditional" little bird was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fork. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn turkey apologist. I will braise fury all over you and you will drown in au jus. Your turkey is fucking dead, kiddo.

Aren't you also CEO of the largest Triumph Motorcycle tuning company in the known Universe?

 

[Trestoningle]

@zrk Interesting thread for some serious questions…

What are the Order of operations for the DME? Is it torque request>load request>air mass request>boost request?

And if that’s the case, is “engine load” synonymous with VE?

why is engine load modeled separately from air mass if it’s not VE is it a proprietary unit of measurement?

why does load go over 100% and further into the 200%, etc.?

 

[ciccio90]

Out of total left field on this one; where's this lower diffuser from Sensei? Can't seem to find it!

 

[oy.soups]

Out of total left field on this one; where's this lower diffuser from Sensei? Can't seem to find it!

Looks like Verus Engineering diffuser

 

[zrk]

Looks like Verus Engineering diffuser

oh, i didn't know this was the 'ask @oy.soups anything' thread.

But yes lol, it's verus.

 

[_Sp1ral0ut]

Yeah, @oy.soups, stay in your lane. Number 1 of 'Things to Remember' is NOT "ask @oy.soups"

 

[oy.soups]

Yeah, @oy.soups, stay in your lane. Number 1 of 'Things to Remember' is NOT "ask @oy.soups"

Sorry, didn’t want to keep the guy waiting for a response, just happened to see it and figured I’ll help out?

 

[jchadwell]

Sorry, didn’t want to keep the guy waiting for a response, just happened to see it and figured I’ll help out?

Rule number whatever-always allow two weeks to respond.

 

[zrk]

https://www.supramkv.com/threads/zrks-2021-toyota-supra-110k-obo.29756/

 

[SuupYota]

https://www.supramkv.com/threads/zrks-2021-toyota-supra-110k-obo.29756/

? Sad to see you possibly leaving the chaos. What's next man?

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